Donation Request: Throwdown of the Ingenues

10/9/07



so tell me

if i organized a cage fight between the girl who sings:

If you are chilly
please take my sweater
cause iiiiiii
looooove
the way you call me baby

on that fuckign annoying old navy commercial

with the girl who sings that cover of the cat stevens song:

how can i tell you that i love you
i love you
But I can't think of right words to say

on that fucking stupid diamond commercial

would you make a donation to pay for the cage, and the song rights for when we play it for the winner at the end? oh, i also need an admin assistant to do the scheduling and the afterparty coordination, so that's 36K for salary (hey, this is new york) and a catering budget of about 14K.

wait, maybe debeer's will sponsor this? i'll have my assistant get in touch.

although i just found out (i didn't know Director of Events had to do their own internet research, this is why i need an assistant, thanks) that Cat Power does the diamond commercial. and we all know she's fucking crazy so i guess the outcome of the death battle won't be much of a surprise.

hell, just get me two plane tickets to old navy and kay jewelers HQ and i'll just punch the marketing people in the face.